meth

hey beautiful, you should follow me because i love you and you should follow follow him because he's perfect ---> http://fuck-society-eat-donuts.tumblr.com

midnight-sun-rising:

Skin of a goddess, my lovely goddess.

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jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

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spyke1985:

asexyrainbow:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

THIS IS AMAZING

I’m about five of these listed above. I’m not sure if that makes me extra weird.

This post. Forget all the posts that try to lift your self esteem or show fluffy kittens because they supposedly will make you happy. THIS POST has made me happier than any other post that was meant to make me happy ever has.

(Source: iraffiruse, via princessofthehellmouth)

theheroheart:

"You, Topher, were chosen because you have no morals. You have always thought of people as playthings. This is not a judgment. You always take very good care of your toys.”

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

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coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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downtheupstairs:

ok guys but.

i was just looking up the meaning of the name Erwin and guess what:

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This man

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is literally

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COMMANDER HANDSOME

COMMANDER HANDSOME

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supersolenoidengine:

Hey, why would you say you “punch like a girl” or “throw like a girl” or some variation

you know what’s better and not gendered? baby.

there is no downside. Babies are not known for their strength and skillfulness. And really, what baby is going to be made upset by this?? babies are always upset at everything it is no difference

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suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

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